How many pumpkin spice latte patches are there in the United States? Is that where my tax money goes in the Fall?

Now Kane? Lool... Even Manure can't afford him! WHAT A GREAT SHOW!! BRITTANI FINALY GOT PICKED! What'd you guys think of the show?! -V EarlyNightLive I'm in the mood to film a YouTube video so like...what video should I film? I need to play high level opponents with Abigail. Any takers? Ever just think of someone and instantly smile? Has anyone donated plasma?? Is there side effects

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Having a big butt doesn't necessarily make you cute lmao. Uhm there's a bomb squad in front of my house and hella firetrucks at my neighbors...do we need to leave??? Police lady opened the gate for me in the subway and let me walk thru.... where was she when I got summoned...and what was diff this time? How come gajevy become canon but the others didn't? Am I the only one that pre games dinner with what most people would consider dinner itself? Does anyone know a good sports massage place in Liverpool? what happened to asking girls out on dates and opening the door for them? lord bless

Am I doing this Twitter thing right? I don't think am. I'm not. I'm sure of it. Too many tweets in under an hour lmao 😂 How did we go from No Drama Obama, cool and classy to THIS??? 😱😵😱😵😱😵 Ok I feel bad, adri is playing by herself... she needs a brother or sister!☹️ Sikeeeee, who has a baby that she can okay with??? Lmk Do we really need two midfielders? I don't think we do. Sign 1 midfielder and give pereira the chance to blossom! manutd pereira 4 days of being sick. Haven't tasted actual food in 48hrs. Lost some muscle mass but hey. At least I'm fine before the weekend right? I just pulled the nastiest carpet job. Felt like the first layer of Hell. Am I Satan now? -So what episode is Dre dying in ? Power

Why is Lila there is she wasn't invited & if she's not even in a relationship with the guy she's with?!? LittlewomenCouplesRetreat how can people workout w/o drinking wine 1st? Cody just asked me if I wanted to drive to Altoona this weekend to go to a movie...does he even know me? I don't even like going to movies 🤔 It's wild out here on the Rez. Where am I? Still alive. 😁 It's 2017 and dry humour and sarcasm still can't be picked up through text? 🤔😂 I just woke up from my nap. Why am I still alive? Where is the nuke? I ask for nothing and I am still let down After a month long vacation with my parents, my brother had the nerves to text me, Just witnessed a couple kiss in front of my till at work. What are you supposed to do in that situation? So awkward.🤢😷

A man who got famous for pretending to fire people is hoping Sessions will resign so he doesn't have to fire him, according to WashPo report Teen choice doesn't let me vote in canada so I'm tweeting my votes and hoping It counts ??? Do you ever feel like you need a new hobby? Am I the only one who gets a little sad when my meal is all gone? 🙈 writing about dry-aged meat. what butchers, steakhouses, food places have the best, and longest aged meat? And he used 2 fingers and his thumb to get himself off?? Like....Ew. what do I know though right !! I just have a degree/ actively work in management for the theatre !! Communication and collaboration who ?!

Ladies, ya dm guys ? ...asking for a friend 🤔 Is it possible, juuuuust maybe, that wanting your junk lopped off is a sign of a disqualifying underlying psychiatric condition? Danny &Andre need to grow the fuck up. Fucking 17,18 years old still arguing FOR WHAT? Leave each other alone if y'all don't fw each other two cars almost hit me just now. bright purple and invisible are practically the same color, right? How do you know if someone ACTUALLY sees a honestly tho? unapologetic transphobes and racists and pedophiles deserve death threats why do i care abt their feelings ehy should i when Am I emotional? Yes, yes I am 3yearsofknj Can someone explain why Bernard Sanders voted against the Russia sanctions? For reference, they passed 98-2. Yes, he was ONE of TWO. Smh

Hi. So recently I started watching the office and I can't get into it after one episode lol does it get better soon? Okay, guys! Y'know those character profiles that don't help? The character discussion I'm hosting tomorrow at 8EST will ask questions not..1 I really want a kid.. nicki you were suppose to have my child.. I can't believe this is life... Are there any pub traded VPN conpanies? After this PremierLeague high court ruling, they're looking at a big win. How you the bud man but ain't never got no bud ?🤷🏽‍♀️🤔Why I always gotta go to ya mans till you re up ? Shit y'all gotta do better So who's going to the Country Music Festival out here in good ole Idaho this weekend ? 🍻🤘🏼💃🏼🌲🌞🎶 Who's horny? Snapchat me jchrisco19 horny nudes trade girls dm bored fun snapchatadd FolloForFolloBack followme follow like does nero only have the bride costume and the two dresses? i thought thered be more

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me: skincare! my other organs: please help us . If you don't appreciate early 2000's pop music I don't think we can hang My sister after all those smooches, MINI SEX and kisses do you think he will marry you? Sorry oooo How many times can a periscoper close an account if a periscoper could close account and a periscoper could keep the account closed? 🤔 Do Patriots players show up to camp in fire trucks and antique cars or do they quietly go to work and kick everyone's ass? What's y'all biggest fear in a relationship ?????? Y'all stay getting lied to everyday shut up You decide how you react to things thrown your way . You messed up ? Blame nobody but yourself .

Can someone run my errands and do my laundry while I ride back roads? imagine 10 yrs from now, you're playing tag with your child but your kid wasn't looking on its way so he/she bumped into someone, Can I just add theatre newbie like me? Don't let length of AngelsInAmerica put you off, comparable to a box set binge but SO much better. Me: Mom, what has Bobby Newport never had in his life? My mom: A real job. ivetrainedherwell 🤔Any Else having problems with the Facebook app logging in ? Ladies, how many men have you met that were Yo who tryna collab on NBA playgrounds for PS4? All fun and games

Do all Soccer players know a universal language? I feel like these dudes are from everywhere yet communicate flawlessly ALSO just bc someone insults ur fave doesn't mean u can insult them back?? That's how these dumb ass fan wars start lol be the mature one ok it's not that i love my fandoms any less now I'm just Tired all the time plus I dont get much feedback so motivation is kinda meh?? I take a fucking nap and wake up to the Apocalypse. Did the Russians sneak PCP into the Republican's water? How is there no Taco Bell downtown??? This is disgraceful I'm having such a craving rn??? Today I was able to see the good result of testing DS. I think I will have a good sleep tonight. dad: buy me a beer, I'm going home Me: OK *buys the beer* Dad: dont buy it imma stay in Lili's house (His girlfriend) Me: WHATTHEFUC? I'm going to be right near a comic store tomorrow and I desperately need to go in it but the store guy is a DICK. What do I do?! Ayo kju where those bombs at? I don't have all day

Do you miss seeing Dominique in the house? BB19 does anyone wanna go curb stomp some racists with me? To Go ? Not to Go ? HAHAHHA SYEMPREEEEEE ALAM NA THIS TGIF! Seems am d only one being crazy bout someone... How do I go about it? Can U spray for diamondback moths too early? Still in flower but over threshold? Do I hold off or spray now? What happens if you lie on a twitter poll? WHY DID I DECIDE TO WATCH A HORROR FILM ALONE? 🤷‍♂️🤣 You have to be 18 to buy a pair of scissors at Walmart???? We don’t always fall in love with the most suitable people, do we? ever have those days where u need a lil extra attention and if u don't get it u pretty much die???

Honest question: can we start a gofundme and just raise the money to pay for the health care costs of trans people in the military? 3 ⇉ Favorite song? Eu fico entre Singing in The Rain e Around You. And I know it's petty anxiety, but there are SO MANY people out their who seem to think that fat bodies are open targets for conversation. lately ive been getting 1k+ views on my story. i have 994 views and its only been 4 hours ??? Dropping out of school is basically the “Are you sure you want to quit? Any unsaved progress will be lost” popup okay whoever went to watch the bball at Lanzhong for the MK Cup. Do y'all ever uNderstand the commentator??? It's everyday bro with the emoji movie flow, 5 mil in sales in 6 hours never done before, passed all the competition man titanic is next What was life even like before The Mooch?

Yk what the devil told me ? I can give u bread to the honeys i have 3 moods: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????? ????!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!? How messy am I at putting on lipstick? Well I looked down & my leg was bleeding & my 1st thought was Other fanbases are so pressed about Rih's success, it's unbelievable The Belko experiment was so fucked up man. Kinda a mix between saw and the purge. I can't ever let you completely go right? Maybe it's because you're a part of me!? Or maybe it's just because I can't stop thinking about u.

Ariel Camacho was a cancer ? Explains it all wow why had i never watched Dear John until now? i have honestly never cried more at a movie, ever, oh my god💔:( Have you ever been in a room with an AC on???? People admit to me they tried to knock me down, like why? Don't u hate it when on a test, u put the correct answer but then u second guess yourself and put the wrong answer? My life in a nutshell Ever been so mad that you're entire body feels 5 degrees hotter than it probably should be? No? Try running a business with shit employees. is there drug use whitney WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? What is it with my luck with this bloody Volkswagen of mine?! 😡oilleakingagain justhaditrepaired needabreak

Y'all gone keep acting like Nicki not mean as fuck? I don't know why SB didn't kill himself. y'all leonardo dicaprio picked kate winslet up from the airport in nice today, but not with a car, not with a limo. WITH A FUCKEN HELICOPTER Found hd pictures of the new photoshoot for my layout! What do you guys think? 🙂 Again, NOT believing what's on my tv! A SCREENSHOT: WTF? Nickname is SCARY- Not About the dream daddy situation: Y'all need to chill. I get that trans people are upset, I understand but death threats?? Seriously? These white boys are so lost. They on the D tryna go to Yankee Stadium and they like Any body know good places to eat near the Goml hotel?

sooo literally a cop just walked in my room asking me if I knew weed was illegal 🙂 Why do bad things always happen to me? I can't even RN I'm crying and shaking and I want to die. please let this be a nightmare... My next hair and style inspiration? Shelly Duval circa The Shining. Who wants to road trip to Houston with me in September??? Who wanna place a wager on this Mayweather vs McGregor showdown!!?!?! So was doin my part and what was you doin ????

Congrats everyone hates Jordan but seriously we are GROWN when are y'all going to shut up and focus on yourself? a random baby just ripped a chunk of my hair out mid-tantrum at disneyland... how's your day? Who's down to platonically cuddle and share memes?! GOP is more f'ed up than the Dems! Who the hell are these people?? Why are you rapping about shit you aren't even doing? What else can I do to get closer to you? I am so excited for the new IT movie I cannot wait to see that. ITMovie anybody else notice the original pennywise in the trailer? is it me or something wrong w my snapchat ?

By time I'm 25 I'll have a quarter million to my name. To drink or not to drink tonight? Hmmm.. fuck it lets send itttt 😅🍻 I've tried taking really cold showers for the health benefits so many times and I can never go through with it. Why is it so difficult? Lol. What if Ghosts try to kill you only because they want you as a friend? You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. Is it that light skin women think they are prettier or is it that other ppl think they are prettier? Is it bad that one of the things I look most forward to each week is watching real housewives with Ismael? So Bryce Harper swings and misses on strike three and then proceeds to argue with the umpire????? classybryce i could make a thread about how i didnt like gavin creel's elder price but how rhat doesnt mean i hate him? tf *mallore does entire commercial for something* Mal- Reasons I hate Provo; No non-Mormon bookstore ?? Road rage/shitty drivers Mormons tho Traffic The modesty 😒 Even Stevens doesn't serve beer

Wait so what happened?! lol that screenshot shows josh said she got out the car and went in another 😂 so who got kicked out then?? I never remember how tired I am on the first day. May I go to bed now, please? Starbucks to close down all its Teavana shops. Who else doesn't feel sorry? teavana ThursdayThoughts Why i do have typo, why i just cant write like normal ppl do ? why do people like to lie to make themselves look better? wtf How you move on that fast? You was plotting when we was talking right? Right 😂 So after seeing his face in s1e4 she ignores it just nje because he bled? Hmmm... LuciferOnFox Is tax free weekend this weekend or next?

timeline what's the longest crush you've ever had? i'm tryna see something Don't you know that I have really never loved nobody, but you? Why did I let mica get this margarita for me? This is like drink 5...fixitjesus Hey pence do you approve of scaramucci language? Would mama like it? I guess the money and power you have is worth it! Keep applauding !!! So Batman is official considered a metahuman. What's next? He'll be considered a demigod next? I haven't used Ebates in about a year, but they keep sending me checks for $3.15. I think I'm sponsored? StupidQuestionsForCops who will arrest the president? Why is walmart radio not playing in Huntsville Alabama? Right, who on earth would start drying clothes in a tumble dryer at this time of night?!? Oh wait, yeah my mother does 😑😤👍🏼

I hate how slow drew texts, tell me why I started talking to a lightskin again? There can't be two of us, cos we're getting nowhere🙄 Anybody have any interactive fiction recommendations? I bet anyone Josh Donaldson is going to hit a homerun today! Anyone wanna take that bet?.... BlueJays LetsRise You insult me? I can handle it. You insult my best friends? You Die! My favorite place in our house? The cr. 😂💝 8) What is more important according to you? 1. Food 2. Sleep 3. Love 4. Money Wow I still haven't followed you? Like this tweet so I can get you right now Is this supposed to be set in 1975? The writing sounds like early 19th century

Alexa, what's the fastest way to exit a society? Y'all ever rode through Isle of Hope & looked at those big houses by that water? Smh beautiful I know forsure my chick, Milano, and a couple chicks from Philly wayyyyyy over Amber Rose 🤦🏿‍♂️ Talking about giving her first exam 'why are you letting me do this?' - Monica Macaulay lingstitute Why are all my friends getting ready? Idk about them, but I'm pulling up with my t-shirt and Nike shorts How is Bernie Sanders not the President of the United States? Who gone give you love as the same as this?

What unis will the pads be sporting tonight ? FriarMailbag Daniel Cormier vs Jon jones vs Brock Lesnar. All 3 are former wrestlers. How about a round robin in wrestling or MMA? 😏🤔 out of all groups why are they so threatened by knk like?? thats such a bad choice to be worried about.. honestly knk wont overthrow anyone would anyone buy a macbook air 11' and beats for $850? Why spread hate? Love will conquer all!!💙💛 Dad: You have something on your face. Me: ...Makeup? Dad: Yeah. Me: Does it look bad? Dad: No, it just doesn't look like you. JackAttack Can you PLEASE chew with your MOUTH CLOSED? Plus can you and all you spoiled kids litter your homes like the dugout? Boucher 2-way contract, 1 more remaining (Cleveland/Ennis?) Stop and ask yourself sis he's 25 and you're 17.. WHY doesn't he date someone in their 20s? WHY is he looking at a teenager? how do I tell people socializing exhausts me?

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? NationalInternDay is this supposed to be a good day? Me: you do not need a perfume just for California. Me to me: Buy the full size version I still proudly jam out to the Jonas Brothers. Is that normal? do you ever feel sad seeing how the world treats Muslim? your wcw does her make up when shes bored Cowboys fans: How many Super Bowls have you won ? Whats Wrong With Chicken Poop In YOUR Drinking Water? BetterNamesForHillarysBook Anyone else's boyfriend twitch in their sleep and move THE WHOLE FUCKIN BED????? Friend joins my local Splatoon 2 room and instant communication error. Ideas? Splatoon2 NintendoSwitch Local Nintendo multiplayer

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Will you be able to watch your friends play in 5v5 [POV] while in game? Vainglory5v5 Is it douchey to wear tinted glasses indoors? Asking for a friend... That idea you have? That introduction you were too scared to make? Do it now.. tomorrow is not promised! thetimeisnow How difficult can it be telling police officers they're getting yet another under inflation 1% pay rise due on 1st Sep? Tell em in Oct! 😳 What if The Mooch and Melania have something going on? justasking What would you rate yourself out of 10? I think I'm, like, a 3 or 4. Lol do y'all ever wanna cry when a dog bites you cause it hurts your feelings so much?😂 but i cant stop listening to sleep-walking What is this witchcraft?? By the way, since the TL is calm, I finally did it. I finally cut my hair.

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Scaramuci is an eye sore on this Presidency. If he cannot control his own LANGUAGE, how can he manage such a critical role in the admin? What's with this sarahah shit? That's all I see on my instagram. Y'all some monkey see, monkey do type people. So what's the plan here? Just more and more outrageousness and more and more chaos until everyone forgets about Russia? TheMooch DonTheCon After per Ariana?Fatto MTVHottest Ariana Grande Scaramucci allegedly told The New Yorker, among other things: I don't even know you like that can you not reach for my face with your peasant hands? Thanks.

so Karli is dead can anyone tell me where she is honestly I'm so ??? WHAT KIND OF COCKADOODY BOOK STORE IS THIS ?? THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO PAUL SHELDON IS ?????? What kind of person values loyalty above all other qualities in employees? Criminals HonorAmongThieves how is it that none of my friends work yet they always have money? quote with your first impression of me i'm bored (: how am I a senior in college... wasn't it move in weekend yesterday???? Social media has ruined our attention spanakopita!? 'Is that what you deal with all the time?' 'Yeah Dad' 'That's not okay' Is there anyone I can stay with for a little while?

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anyone need one Thursday lollapalooza ticket and one Friday lollapalooza ticket ??? Dm me i dont even know what tyrjan is into. sharks? maybe hala?? she's being mataray bc i escalated the issue to her boss??? Gurl i needed the feedback and u werent replying. What do u want me to do (Working at starb ucks) Customer, in affected exasperated tone: UUUUUUUHH CAN I JUST GET A NORMAL COFFEE!!?? My top 5 college players. Jason Williams (Duke) Jerry Stackhouse (UNC) Kareem (UCLA) Christian Laettner (Duke) Melo15. Top5 we can spend $84 million on viagra but we can't spend 1/1000th of that on transgenders and their medical care? i'm embarrassed to live here. Just saw a guy running with a full on boner??? can you guys like?? ??? stop being good at art??????

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So is Steve Bannon the same person as Marilyn Manson? Callie is so pretty in this season, right? She's slayin' that straight hair. TheFosters I don't like genderbend stuff but do you see me telling someone to kill themselves for it?? NO! So you can all fuckin chill! Are long distant relationships really able to work? I have these moments when I just be thinking what the hell am I doing wrong? what was the last good game? adventure 2? I don't even remember if that game was actually good or if it's just the nostalgia getting to me. And yknow I get that Dream Daddy isn't perfect. The fanartist wasn't perfect. But does that warrant death threats?? Absolutely not What to do when you find your semi ex on tinder? plz help

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apple have given me a temporary iPhone6 until my 7+ gets fixed but they've given me a pair of 7 headphones???? U for real Peter lydia: what's a urinal cake? me: ..max can you explain what a urinal cake is max: huh? oh! oooh...the Big Tasty I literally cannot believe it's been 5 years, that's HALF A DECADE what the hell?!?! Smartphones are either the greatest scourge on society or the greatest enabler, I'm not sure which? Is summer over yet? This heat is bullshit. ACislife Serious question; do y'all moisturizer your faces in Saint Lucia? Because honestly and truly a young Nigga been SWEAT-ING A child should be with their mother. Period! Idgaf

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i'm grown asab. fuck i look like wanting a lie to comfort me? JUST KEEP IT A BUCK 💯 I'm not antisocial. I have cable, internet and a dog. What else do I need? The big question though: who's going to play Scaramucci on SNL? I vote Will Arnett. Actually, TINA FEY! How are you going to pop into a Prozak livestream and ask where Tech is? That seems kinda rude to me. So if the Lighting of the Beacons and the Battle of Osgiliath take place simultaneously, why does it go day-night-day-day? someone's touch ever feel like a drug to you? I just finished my fifth book! How are you guys doing? ☺️ btat2017 I wanna have a potluck where everyone brings food from their childhood, favorite family recipes, and cultural background. Who's down ?!

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DC peeps, who's got a backyard with a grill willing to host a gathering soon? want a bae but don't need a bae you see my dilemma? Who's your Art Inspiration? Music Inspiration? & Model inspiration? Does someone want to a doll and bring me a smoothie? Scaramucci is unfit & should resign. 6:22 PM Central Time: Hell freezes over as Fox News--yes, Fox News--criticizes the crazy, chaotic cat fights in the White House. Can it be? TheEmojiMovie ???? I guess these muthafuckers ran outta ideas huh? First of all nobody uses turn signals ever. I guess they think its just a cool accessory that has no purpose?

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i swear it can't only be me who thinks Nu Nu looks like Meek Mill?!😳😂 BkChatReunion bkchatldn When is the nuke coming? Today or tomorrow?😒 I left home 6am and arrived 6:45 in the training, what the hell is happening? Is this some sort of apocalypse? I got a shoulder to lean on and a dick to ride YA HEAR ME? I'M GONNA WALK!!! ...WALK HARD Am I the only person who picks their sneakers out before their actual outfit ?! 😭😭

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Following in my footsteps, are we? I feel more honored than I do anything else. I'm a natural trendsetter. I was hitting off the tee and mom said, Why is afternoon coffee one of the best things of all time?? What gets me is how someone caught that Ohio ride malfunctioning on camera if it was a random malfunction? Really? Trying to fly home Southwest flight is delayed again... 9 delays this month- most from mechanical failure timeforsomevouchers Honesty why do we even have different languages? All that shit basically comes from Latin anyway.. Latin should be the global language Do you think the LGBTQ Community sleeps well at night knowing this theocratic-driven ideology (Pence) moves towards attacking SSM/Rights? Coolest thing about this phone? I don't need my debit card. I can use my phone to pay 😱🤗😄

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